An interview with Anthea and Gwant.

Question: That horse that kicked you and left you in crutches -any ill feelings.
Anthea:Me and Gwant have struck gold!
Question:Erm anyway,about the creditors any comment?
Anthea:Me and Eamonn are the best of freinds-top of the morning!
Question:Even Gwant couldnt have said it better,but about the chocolate bar episode-bit of an embarassment?
Anthea:I do a lot for my charities-they all benefit.
Question:You were dumped by Mac Millan cancer charity for failing to turn up.
Anthea:It isnt about the money-its about losing face.
Question:Gwant,these debts that are owed........
Gwant:I started out in the markets,thats where I got my business acumen,Ive never looked back.
Question:Do you intend paying back any of the debts?
Gwant:My businesses have never been sounder,anyone who says otherwise and I will sue!
Question:Anthea:Anymore hints for moving home?
Anthea:We know how people feel, everyones been hit in the downturn-weve moved into a
downmarket pad formerly owned by a chap called Evans.
Question:Gwant,would you have any advice for any other would be property magnates?
Gwant:Only fools rush in.
Question:When the bailiffs came was this your lowest ebb?
Gwant:Obviously we did not want to be kicked out of the celebrity kitchen-Imagine that.
Question:Anthea,now that you have made up with the overweight Ulsterman is it back to the kitchen or t.v?
Anthea:"I hate moving".
Goodnight and good luck!